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Hey. Names Rachel. I'm the coolest lesbian this side of the Colorado mountains. I am happily taken! I'm a Illustration Major & a published children's book illustrator & a roller derby girl. Let's be friends.

I finally washed my derby gear…. It smells like mystical fairy farts & a field of daisies. Rather than sweaty man balls….

congalineofdurin:

gayfarmer:

6:50am, look at this sweetling

HAPPY FRIENDLY COW

GAH! BABY!

17 hours ago253,889 plays

mylesbianloveblog:

lesbi-happy:

lesbian-god:

playboydreamz:

7 MILLION NOTES STRONG!

9 MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE?! WHY DO I ONLY KNOW LIKE THREE GAY PEOPLE THEN?!

WHY DON’T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ALL MY LOVE TOOOOOOO

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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zomzie:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

this has “fantasy magical forest” written all over it and I love it

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

dontsinkmyships:

nerdyusername:

skeppsbrott:

purplehairedfiend:

fall-bekind:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens

Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.

This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.

This is an eggselent thread

I have a weird urge to do the triller dance to this.
18 hours ago2,284,523 plays

Fucking cats

22 hours ago4 plays

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

SHOTS FIRED

22 hours ago1,064,339 plays
guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

Dinky


Megan Galante, 42 Vaginas, 2014

Megan Galante, 42 Vaginas, 2014

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.